Best Insulting SMS jokes

Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? 

that's how dogs spend their lives.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket,the smell is unbearable!!!

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!