Now Kill Lion

Now lets kill the lion...

Rajnikanth Method :

1. Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

2. Remove the make-up and put it over lion. The lion will die notwithstanding that heavy weight.

Kamal Method:

Go near the lion and cry like anything.... Lion will die of sorrow !

Jayalalitha Method:

Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !

Manirathnam Method (director):

Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted.Keep murmuring something in its ears. The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

Balachandar Method (director):

Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third) into the forest. You don't understand right...

ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont !

Shanker method (director):

Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.

Shah rukh khan method:

Release a film like 'ASHOKA".and make the lion to watch the movie.

Govinda method:

Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Rahul dravid method:Ask the lion to bowl at u.U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.

Menaka Gandhi method:

save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

George bush method:

Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him.